Saturday, June 30, 2007

For Sarah.



Text Link here.

Six Weird Things...

Doctor Mom has tagged me with:
Six Weird Things I do While Getting Ready for Sleep or While Sleeping.

I'm not very good at memes as everyone knows. I'm at least three behind. I haven't forgotten and I'm not ignoring the tags, it's just that I'm unreliable and capricious.If I can do a meme quickly, then it stands a chance. If I have to give it thought and planning, it doesn't stand any chance of being completed this side of dimension 5.

  1. I collect a great deal of junk; so much in fact I once ran out of storage space and decided I could do without a bed. All that inefficient usage of valuable space taken by an instrument I use only at night. Ha! I replaced my bed with a reclining chair that I could fold down at night to sleep on, and during the day I could sit on it next to the newly forming vertical stacks of junk. This lasted one year after which I had destroyed my spine. I can no longer sleep on my back. I still have lots of junk. I dig tunnels.

  2. During this last blogging year, it has been all too common for me to retire to sleep at 11pm EST. I need to get up for work at 1am EST. Hence I complain about being tired and exhausted. Don't ask me why, you know why.

  3. Everything about my life is weird. This makes everything seem normal to me. Go figure.

  4. I have a pet tortoise on the 5708TX ethernet switch next to my bed. His name is Alan. I say goodnight Alan every night. He never replies.

  5. I have oscilloscopes on both sides of my bed. I monitor my REM sleep patterns and record them for posterity.

  6. I have upgraded all my collection of seventeen torches to LED.
See, completely normal.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Old - never in a million years.

This is Rosie Vela. Magic Smile from her album 'ZAZU' 1986.
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Pride of place in the Sans Hall of Food.


Sans Lunarpants.

It's an ill wind that blows a vacuum where the sun always shines. When a chill ring chimes,
Doodle keeps me warm.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Repent forever.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Chinese Technology, American Originality.

This is a conception appliance. All you need do is press the right buttons.
Orders for delivery in nine months will be taken immediately.
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Saturday, June 16, 2007

A Message from 'The Management'.


Thursday, June 14, 2007

I always wanted to be a model.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

A Big Green One.

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My friend Nemi.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Elkie Brooks interview - June 2007


Sans Update, January 2011.

I'm sorry about the removal of the interview from YouTube. This is obviously beyond my control, but I may have it on video. If so, I'll make it available, hosted elsewhere.

There is an early interview here.

Elkie's YouTube channel is here, and as a consolation, if you were looking forward to the interview, here is Gasoline Alley:


It's not news.

Sans has asked that I post something since he is otherwise engaged. Here he is posing with some of his biggest fans at his concert in Baden-Baden last year.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

The Punishment of Sans.

As revealed in People Weekly, I have been moved to house arrest. This is due to an undisclosed medical condition and the nervous breakdown I was giving my cellmate.

I have to wear a satellite tracking bracelet with matching manacles and neck collar. Trendy.
Oh, and they made me wear a medical gown 'cos they like to laugh at my ass.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Things you may not want to find in your Bed #2.

Sans Pantaloons.

Things you may not want to find in your Bed #1.


Orlando Bloom.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Things you don't want to find in the Kitchen #2.

The washing machine overflowing, an Ass and two green alien ladies.

Things you don't want to find in the Kitchen #1.

I'm not keen on watering cans.